As boys, some of us wanted to be Lash LaRue or Marshall Dillon. Some wanted to be Shane and some wanted to be Jack Wilson.
He wanted to be Festus.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Chaneling Rock Stars #2
Honorable mention from Gwinnett County.
"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."
Chaneling Stars of the Silver Screen #1
Honorable mention from Gwinnett County.
"Ollie...Do you think it's a good idea to drive in the condition I'm in?"
Her Life is Like a Lesley Gore Song #1
Honorable mention from Gwinnett County.
Sometimes a good boo hoo will fix everything.
Chaneling Rock Stars #1
Honorable mention from Gwinnett County.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's put our hands together and welcome Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy!!!
Welcome to My Life, Tattoo #3
Devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other?
Dear Lord...I hope she doesn't have a third tattoo on her ass that shows the early bird getting the worm.
Happy Camper #3
Disorderly Conduct - Disorderly if you count the fact that when he shows up at a party, the crowd starts a hoppin!
Unhappy Camper #2
One of my ex-girlfriends gave me this exact same look many years ago, after I came home drunk with a hickey on my neck and stinking of Old Milwaukee and Charlie perfume. Needless to say, I decided it was in my best interest to not fall asleep on the couch for several nights.
Welcome to my life, Tattoo #2
Priority #1 was to get the "A" tattoo. The new Priority #1 is save enough dough to get the "B" tattoo. Long Term Goal - A to Z, baby!
Happy Camper #2
Exactly 2 seconds before taking this photo, the officer dropped the punch line, "Rectum? I damn near killed 'em!"
Bad Revlon Moments #1
Ladies, a piece of advice for all of you. Make sure you pony up the extra cash for some run proof mascarra if you are prone to weepiness and breaking the law.
Unintentional Ironic Shirts #3
"I am the kid your parents warned you about" And laughs were had by all in the holding tank...
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall #2
Did Whitesnake come to town?
We almost had a double shot on this one as it appears the shot has some major cleavage out of frame.
Unintentional Ironic Shirts #2
Battery charge - "Man, officer, look. I told the dude, "Stop looking at me." and he didn't listen to me. So I went back inside and got on my "stop looking shirt" and he still wouldn't stop looking when I came back outside. So "BAM!", I popped him one. I mean, come on!"
Give Her a Hand #2
Something about the arm around her shoulder reminds me of good times, old friends and Lowenbrau.
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